We at The Scout are thankful for our numerous readers that religiously make the trek to a newsstand each Friday to pick up a copy of the newspaper you’ve eagerly anticipated all week.
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Don’t worry, we’re laughing at that too.
We’re not naïve enough to think all of you who picked up this issue are here to read about Student Senate.
You want to hear about the idiot who got a ticket for wandering around naked because he drunkenly tried to swap clothes with the Lydia statue.
We can only hope that one of our incredibly creative headlines draws your attention to actual news content while you’re searching for an answer to 4 Down on the Crossword.
But regardless of what enticed you to pick up this issue, we have a special treat this week: The top 10 ways to use The Scout without reading a single word.
