College is one of the best times to have an orgy. The only other time you’ll be surrounded by people your age with plenty of free time and not a lot of inhibitions is at age 60 in a retirement home. So, unless you want to wait 40 years to get your freak on, follow these quick tips for throwing a great orgy.
Like prom or homecoming, an orgy needs a good theme. Look to your kinks and sexual preferences for inspiration. Do you want to host a BDSM orgy, an all-guy orgy or a redheads-only orgy? All of the above? Go for it. Don’t be afraid of being weirdly specific. Chances are whatever floats your boat also floats an armada’s worth of other people’s boats, too.
Once you have your theme decided, work on the ground rules. For example, enforce a strict dress code of nudity, otherwise your sex party might turn into a bunch of awkward, clothed people standing around.
And this next rule might break some Millennial hearts, but phones should be banned to avoid unwanted videos and pictures. Safe words are always a plus, and you will want to declare safe sex mandatory and reiterate the importance of consent.
Now that your theme and ground rules have been decided, it is time to figure out your location. A dorm room would make for a pretty cramped orgy and would probably annoy your roommate (unless they’re involved), so try to find a house or apartment. If you have some serious cash, you can rent several adjoining hotel rooms for a night. Whatever your location, make sure to set aside space for people who need to step out of the main action and take a breather.
You’ve got the basics down, but if you want to throw a really stellar orgy, you have to go the extra mile. Serve food so your guests can keep up their energy and maybe incorporate it into their sex play. If you provide drinks, make sure the alcohol content is low, because drunken sex isn’t consensual. Playing some sexy music and some tasteful porn in the background will also improve your guests’ experience and set the mood.
All that’s left to do now is send out the invitations. Word of mouth is pretty effective, but if that’s not working, you can try creating a secret Facebook group or using apps like Tinder and 3nder (Tinder for threesomes). If you’re really desperate, you can use Craigslist, but that will dramatically increase the chances of an axe murderer attending your orgy.
This concludes your crash course in orgy logistics. All this planning and preparation might be overwhelming, but try to relax and enjoy yourself because you’ll have a hell of a mess to clean up the morning after.
