Originally published in the November 5, 2010 issue Once a year, it seems Americans separate themselves into two categories: those that obsessively pour over Black Friday ads in search of some sort of absolution from the day to day and the generally more mentally stable…
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Originally published in the November 5, 2010 issue In the world of monsters, zombies are a rare breed. There are no star-crossed zombie lovers, they have no real talent, and there is no such thing as a sexy zombie. If anything, zombies are relegated to…
Originally published in the October 29, 2010 issue For escapists, Halloween is the greatest day of the year. It’s the perfect excuse to dress and act like an idiot with no remorse. For pranksters, it’s a defense against doing annoying – and usually not funny…
Originally published in the October 29, 2010 issue Ever since I was young, I looked forward to two mega television events – the block party summers on Nick at Nite (I still shed a tear at the memory of back-to-back “I Love Lucy” episodes) and…
Originally published in the October 29, 2010 issue If dressing up isn’t your thing, there’s a good chance you’re more the scary movie type, someone who devotes the entire weekend to a marathon of all things chilling and evil. But sorting through the massive amounts…
Originally published in the October 29, 2010 issue When creativity fails at Halloween and time and money is being budgeted elsewhere, costumes are the first thing to go. Girls throw on the tightest, sluttiest black dress and some type of animal accessory – a tail,…
Originally published in the October 29, 2010 issue In general, people attend a haunted house for one of two reasons: to have others scare the piss out of them or to make fun of the lame attempts to scare the piss out of them. To…
Originally published in the October 22, 2010 issue Remember when the world of online dating was so innovative and creepy 10 years ago, and then it was featured in movies and television and suddenly everyone was doing it? It became a fairly socially acceptable pastime,…
Originally published in the October 22, 2010 issue “30 Rock” has seen its fair share of comedic highs and lows during its five-season run, but the fact that it has taken this long for a live episode to makes its way to Rockefeller Plaza seems…
Originally published in the October 22, 2010 issue Bucket lists are a common thing for someone to make, compiling together all the awesomely outrageous things you have to do before you die, no matter how trivial or life changing they may be. To live your…