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Student reaches summit of Bradley Hall

The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Last Thursday, the impossible was accomplished at Bradley Hall. Anthony Blandall, a senior communications major, climbed the five…

Kaboom! enters the transfer portal

The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Bradley’s gargoyle mascot Kaboom! has entered the NCAA transfer portal, according to a post to the character’s official…

Scoop Police Reports

The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. BUPD responded to multiple reports of a male student being choked by another student in the middle of…

Ten ways to quarantine in the dorms with a roommate you hate

Bradley just started a two-week quarantine, and you just realized how much you hate your new roommate. Have no fear, here are 10 ways to survive your two weeks in quarantine: #10 Avoid calling them out while angry If you go off on your roommate…

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