An MFA protest? Kaboom!’s new acting career? Breaking news on a fraternity throwing a darty? The Scoop has you covered on all of these stories and more and this year’s special edition! Disclaimer: All articles published in The Scoop are satirical and not meant to…
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The following PDF is The Scout’s satiric/fake news edition for April Fools’ Day. Stories are entirely false and meant for you to have a good laugh.
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Last Thursday, the impossible was accomplished at Bradley Hall. Anthony Blandall, a senior communications major, climbed the five…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Beginning in the fall of 2021, those seeking admission into Bradley need not provide more than an electrocardiogram…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Bradley’s gargoyle mascot Kaboom! has entered the NCAA transfer portal, according to a post to the character’s official…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. BUPD responded to multiple reports of a male student being choked by another student in the middle of…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Those chattering critters might seem cute and fuzzy on the outside; but on the inside, they are secret…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Potholes: everyone in the Peoria area has experienced the terrifying moment where you hit one head-on, causing you…
The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Of the many problems facing the modern Christian, there is none greater than premarital sex. While the traditional…
Bradley just started a two-week quarantine, and you just realized how much you hate your new roommate. Have no fear, here are 10 ways to survive your two weeks in quarantine: #10 Avoid calling them out while angry If you go off on your roommate…