As college students, we all know spring break can get pretty crazy. Take a look at some of the craziest mishaps of spring break 2k17.
Doing the “shark shotgun”
If you haven’t seen the viral (and controversial) Instagram video, I’ll inform you: a group of spring breakers used the teeth of a beached shark to open a can of beer. I know, pretty disgusting and cruel … I want to fight them.
Jumping in shark tanks is apparently a stunt trend
Speaking of sharks, there was an incident of someone jumping into (or being pushed into) a shark tank. With sharks. That were alive. In the words of Ronald Weasley, “How thick could you get?”
Using loans for spring break
Apparently, a group of students decided to use their student loans to pay for their spring break. Honestly, this wasn’t a terrible idea — short sighted, but resourceful. I just hope they won’t be surprised when they get a call from Sallie Mae.
Knock someone out
In Port Aransas, Texas, a large group of spring breakers decided to get drunk and fight each other. It got so bad the local police had to come out in droves to restore order. Hopefully no one suffered from any bruises or (spring) broken bones. I’ll see myself out.
Some moron kid gets arrested
A 19-year-old University of Alabama student got to enjoy his spring break in jail. He was pulled over by police for speeding, then arrested for having seven 30-packs of beer and marijuana in the center console … On top of that, he had a fake license saying he was 24. He just might get a whupping when he gets home.
