Almond Joy
You’re a dad. Everyone knows you can’t afford real coconut and Italian almonds though. Halloween is about the sweets for the kids and your mature tastes want something that faux-healthy.
KitKat
You’re a sharing person. You’re willing to split up your candy equally with someone who doesn’t have any. You’re a chill person who always has a smile on your face, always going with the flow.
Swedish Fish
You’re trying to be different with your choice of candy. Just because you saw these at Ikea doesn’t make you an authentic world traveler. You think you’re cultured, but you’re trying too hard.
Hershey’s mini bars
You’re quite the traditional person. No surprises or fanfare. You like being concise: short and sweet. Consistency is key with you.
Jolly Ranchers
You love the candy with the most sugar. However, with this permanent sweet tooth, you may have to undergo invasive gum surgery at age 40. You like to take risks, but you’re running on a fine line.
Life Savers
You’re the classy one who always is looking at their appearance and checking their breath. You’re always watching how much sugar you eat. You’ll pop some every so often, especially if the steak house you frequent hands them out after you finish your filet mignon.
Starburst
You’ll burst onto the scene one day in whatever way you wish. You’re quite the extrovert and you let people know. You love to dress up in many different colors and styles. For Halloween, your go-to is a hippie every year since you’re a free and loving spirit.
Reese’s
You’ve got good taste and a high IQ. Peanuts and milk chocolate are the best combinations known to mankind. You may be on your way to a Ph.D., especially if you know that frozen Reese’s cups will melt in your mouth causing a candy climax.
M&M’s
You’re a math nerd and still count them just like you did in elementary school. You always sort them by colors, too, so your organizational skills are far superior to average.
