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Nighty Night Nintendo

Nintendo, a company known for keeping blurry-eyed kids awake until the wee hours of the morning, is now developing a product to monitor and improve people’s sleep schedule. In a recent corporate manager policy briefing posted on Nintendo’s website, company representatives stated that Nintendo is…

We dig giant robots

The elections are over, so now we can finally focus on what really matters: giant fighting robots. MegaBots, Inc. is looking to create the first manned, bipedal robot designed for combat. Engineers at MegaBots, Inc. have spent the past four months perfecting giant fighting robot…

Halloween 2014: Spooky Music

It’s Halloween, hooray! Time to break out everyone’s favorite spooky jams, like “Thriller,” “Monster Mash,” “I Put a Spell on You,” the “Ghostbusters” theme, “This is Halloween” and all the other happy fun time Halloween favorites. Or, you could stop being a baby and listen…

Spooky singles scares

Students had a chance to take a two-tiered tour of terror Thursday evening Oct. 21, aptly named The Slaughterhouse in Singles. Residential Living, the group that organized the haunted house, transformed typically quiet Lovelace Hall into a menagerie of the maleficent. The first two floors…

Run The Jewels 2 is the Best $0 You’ll ever spend

A smiling black dude from Atlanta and a goofy-looking ginger guy from Brooklyn walk into a bar. There’s no punch line, that’s just hip-hop’s hardest hitting duo, Run The Jewels. Run The Jewels is Killer Mike (the smiling black dude) and El-p (the goofy ginger).…

The Art of Chessboxing

“Men will fight, kings will fall, by the end of the night one will stand before all.” Two massively muscular, shirtless, sweaty dudes sit in the center of a boxing ring playing a heated game of chess while thousands of screaming fans chant “Check mate,…

Yesterday’s future, today!

Marty McFly, eat your heart out. Dreams of cruising around on a hoverboard are becoming closer to coming true. Hendo Hoverboards, started by husband and wife duo Greg and Jill Henderson, is the company behind the world’s first working hoverboard and have successfully made a…

Saturday Morning Nothing

It’s nine o’ clock in the morning, and Mr. and Mrs. Wulf have just been woken up by the squeaky belting of a six-year-old sitting way too close to the television, spilling milk and cereal all over the carpet, singing “I wanna be the very…

There Are Already Enough Apps for That

Back in 2009 when Apple first used the now iconic phrase “there’s an app for that,” the world of smartphone applications was a bright and exciting new field defined by Silicon Valley tech moguls exploring the mostly uncharted waters, looking to create the next life-changing…

A Concerning Crossover

As ratings plummet, “The Simpsons” pulled out the big guns last Sunday to help revive interest and raise the show’s recent less than stellar ratings. FXX’s recent marathon of every Simpsons episode ever, along with the hinted character death in the show’s season 26 premiere,…

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