When it comes to meeting someone for any sort of romantic interaction, one of the most entertaining aspects is the use of pick-up lines. Sometimes they’re hilarious enough to evoke a follow up conversation, but other times, they’re just plain awful. With apps like Tinder now commonplace, it’s become easier than ever to lay down the most horrifyingly raunchy, ridiculous and just plain weird pick-up lines. While it’s easy to imagine what some of these could be, we took to social media to hear what the worst lines received by Bradley students were.
“So are you ready to meet my parents?”
“Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?”
“So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?”
“Are you a polygamist?”
“I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.”
“I wish I was your dorm room so you could be inside me all day long.”
“I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions, inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonald’s with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon, just to be able to have the chance to take you out to a spaghetti dinner over Skype on a dial-up connection.”
“Are you a haunted house? Because if I came inside you, I’m pretty sure I’d cry.”
“Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m looking for…and I’m feeling lucky.”
“I’m not a farmer, but I’d plough the s**t out of you.”
“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
“If you were in Transformers, you’d be a Hot-o-bot called Optimus Fine.”
“I would walk through a thousand miles of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.”
“I’ll tell you what people say behind your back. Nice ass.”
“Let me take you on an ate one of these days. You can get the d later.”
“Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.”
“Are you a corn girl? Cuz I’m stalking you.”
“There’s 208 bones in your body, let’s make it one more ;)”
