ATTENTION: school is cancelled this week, and the world has stopped spinning on account of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt getting a divorce. Counselors are available during normal office hours for grieving and emotional support.
Due to the widespread reactions from the public, the Bradley Scout’s Voice section will begrudgingly mention America’s favorite couple no longer being married. And don’t get me wrong - “Benjamin Button” and “Maleficent” are amazing at what they do, but by no means should a personal affair like the expiration date of a 10-year relationship be extensively reported on by CNN.
To infamously quote Kourtney Kardashian’s response to Kim losing her $75,000 earring, “Kim, there’s people that are dying.”
And there we have it. There are people suffering and more important news worth paying attention to, so much so, the ENTERTAINMENT section of a university’s paper is providing this topic as little column space as possible.
