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Posts tagged as “April fools”

Yik Yak to replace The Scoop

Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Last week, Bradley Scoop Editor-in-Chief Tangerine Smellzher announced on Twitter that this semester would be the last for Bradley’s oldest student organization. Many…

A sonnet to Bradley

Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. When I lay my eyes upon the radiant Hilltop, All my breath slows to a stop. I survey the verdant lawns under the…

Melodrama: the more, the merrier

Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Movies and television today need to improve. The sure-fire way to do so: more melodrama. I know what you’re thinking; that’s exactly what…

Scoop Police Reports

Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. At 9:45 p.m. on March 25 in front of Wyckoff Hall, the university’s Hilltop Safety Cruiser struck Spider-Man. The New York-local superhero was…

Staff Picks: If you had a Purge day, what would you do?

Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Tangerine Smellzher I would sneak into Disneyland and hack the system to get unlimited FastPasses for all the rides. I might also take…

Kaboom! enters the transfer portal

The following article is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Scoop. The content of these stories is entirely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Bradley’s gargoyle mascot Kaboom! has entered the NCAA transfer portal, according to a post to the character’s official…

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