An MFA protest? Kaboom!’s new acting career? Breaking news on a fraternity throwing a darty? The Scoop has you covered on all of these stories and more and this year’s special edition! Disclaimer: All articles published in The Scoop are satirical and not meant to…
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The following PDF is The Scout’s satiric/fake news edition for April Fools’ Day. Stories are entirely false and meant for you to have a good laugh.
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. With all of the buzz and conversation around Web3, the metaverse, NFTs and the crypto space as a whole, it was only a…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. After over a decade of bearing the name “Renaissance Coliseum,” Bradley’s athletic department announced earlier today that it was time for the arena…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. The university announced today that it will establish a new policy requiring the squirrels on campus to pay for room and board to…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Last week, Bradley Scoop Editor-in-Chief Tangerine Smellzher announced on Twitter that this semester would be the last for Bradley’s oldest student organization. Many…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. When I lay my eyes upon the radiant Hilltop, All my breath slows to a stop. I survey the verdant lawns under the…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Movies and television today need to improve. The sure-fire way to do so: more melodrama. I know what you’re thinking; that’s exactly what…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. At 9:45 p.m. on March 25 in front of Wyckoff Hall, the university’s Hilltop Safety Cruiser struck Spider-Man. The New York-local superhero was…
Note: This article is a part of the April Fools’ Day edition, The Scoop, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Tangerine Smellzher I would sneak into Disneyland and hack the system to get unlimited FastPasses for all the rides. I might also take…